Email Sarcasm #2

<Telephone rings> 6:04 a.m.

Me: Hello?

Them: Dude…its 6:05 a.m. and I have not gotten the email.

Me: What email?

Them: I normally get an email from you everyday at 6:04 a.m.

Me: Did you check your spam folder?

Them: No.

Me: Check it.

Them: Nope. Nothing.  Dude WTF..its now 6:06 and I still have not gotten anything.

Me: Calm down.  It could be internet traffic or some sort of ISP issue.

Them:  Internet traffic..what the hell? Its 6 am..who the hell is on the Internet?

Me: Well you are.

Them: Dude..I just sent an email to myself and it got here in like 2 seconds.  Something is wrong.

Me:  It will get there..trust me..maybe in 30 minutes.

Them: 30 minutes..I can’t wait that long…people are going to go crazy.

Me: You mean they are going to set themselves on fire?

Them: They are going sh&t.

Me: No they won’t.  Go back to sleep….the email will get there.

Them: I can’t sleep.  The internet is broken. Email is broken and you need to fix it.

and on and on and on and on…………

Ever have one of those delivery days where no one gets it?

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